One week from today is Australia Day. I'm working on a special project for all you folks in Oz.
I'll start posting them here next week, or maybe this weekend. There. I didn't once say "G'day."
zrammedia (at) gmail (dot) com.
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Thursday, January 19, 2012
Australian Woodworkers
One week from today is Australia Day. I'm working on a special project for all you folks in Oz.
I'll start posting them here next week, or maybe this weekend. There. I didn't once say "G'day."
zrammedia (at) gmail (dot) com.
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The Aussie Version of Creation
ReplyDeleteIn the beginning God created day and night.
He created day for footy matches, going to the beach.....
And BBQ's......
He created night for going prawning,
sleeping and BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.
On the Second Day, God created water....
for surfing, swimming,
and BBQ's on the beach,
and God saw that it was good.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring
forth plants to provide malt and yeast for beer
and wood for BBQs, and God saw that it was good..
On the Fourth Day God created animals
and crustaceans,chops, sausages,
steak and prawns for BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.
On the Fifth day God created a Bloke
to make use of all these wondrous creations -
go to the footy, enjoy the beach,
drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's,
and God saw that it was good.
On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke
was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy,
surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with.
So God created Mates,
and God saw that they were good Blokes,
and God saw that it was good.
On the Seventh Day God looked around at the
twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans
and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes.
He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and
sizzling prawns and God Saw that it was good .. ...
Well.... Almost good.....
He saw that the Blokes were too tired
to clean up and needed a rest.
So God created Sheilas to clean the house,
to bear children, to wash, to cook and to clean the Barbie,
and then God saw that it was not just good.....
...........It was better than that..............................................
...............it was BLOODY AWESOME...!!!
IT WAS AUSTRALIA.....!!!!!